Friday, May 30, 2014

X-Men: Anime Recaps of Future Past, a bit of anime news.

Hello again. I am working on my recap of the first episode of the X-Men anime, but I am delaying it because of what happened with Elliot Rodger to rework how I was going to approach it. Namely, I'm rethinking the parts that I thought would be callous under the circumstances.

In the meantime, there is a bit of anime news. It seems that Cowboy Bebop and Dragon Ball Z Kai will be returning to Toonami this fall; and Kill la Kill is being dubbed by Aniplex. These announcements are very pleasing to me; and I just thought I would give you something to look forward to while I work on the recap. You can see the full story on Otaku USA Magazine.

That will be all for now.

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Recap: A Better Pill to Swallow



Hello again. It's been a while, I know. This school year has proven to be even busier than the last one
was, with classes related to my major that should help with this blog. Still, I could use something to
ease back into doing recaps. So, I think I'll do one of my favorite Johto filler episodes of Pokémon.



We open on Ash, Brock, and Misty on their way to Ecruteak City; and Ash is not feeling well at all.

I can imagine Veronica doing this between every take on Tai Chi Chasers.



Misty reprimands him for eating 4 hamburgers at lunch. He corrects her, saying he ate 5.


Probably ordered them from Jack in the Box.



Just then, an old man approaches everyone and says he has some medicine for Ash.



Dave's not here, man!


I'm skipping ahead a bit, but we now get our theme song; and it's among my favorite themes from those days, partially because of it being a remix of the original Pokémon theme.






We then get our title card, which is also very nice and simplistic.  



How they stick in your throat! Tastes like gold!



Ash is taken aback by the medicine, and Brock starts shaking him down.  


Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn, that means YOU owe money to Jackie Treehorn!




After a brief trip; Ash's appetite has returned. Yep, the typical shonen hero appetite; helped further by
the medicine taking effect.


Now where's my Cheez-It and my copy of "Meddle?"



The old man has made the medicine from all natural ingredients, including the juice of the Shuckle.
Hence, he is referred to as Old Man Shuckle. The medicines have all sorts of effects on humans and
Pokémon alike.


And they're 100% legal in this region!






BLINDED BY THE LIGHT! WRAPPED UP LIKE A DEUCE! ANOTHER LONER IN THE NIGHT!



Old Man Shuckle takes everyone back to his cottage, where he makes the medicine during theday.


And at night, I watch Fantasia on an endless loop!





THINK! IT AIN'T ILLEGAL YET!






Not only that, he has all sorts of Shuckle to make each kind of juice.  



I call this one "Dark Star!"




However, he wants a purple Shuckle to make the best juice he can.



I will call this one "Cisco Kid!"



Brock agrees to help, given how Old Man Shuckle's health and memory are not what they used to be.






Old Man Shuckle has one more helper: a Bellsprout named Spoopy.  



GET ALONG! GET ALONG KID CHARLEMAGNE!



Once they're out, they're not just after the purple Shuckle. They're after all the prime Shuckle.  


Once they have them, Old Man Shuckle agrees to give everyone some of the juice. Only some that's
ready: the rest has to ferment!

Team Rocket has been listening in the whole time, and they're after the purple Shuckle as well.



Hoenn confirmed! It's not a joke this time!

The group is then given giant wheelbarrows to hold the Shuckle in, as if they were on a very odd


You get to play the Grocery Game on the Price is Right!



Of course, Spoopy is so overzealous in gathering Shuckle, following him causes Brock to falldown a mountain and crash.



I'm Brock, and welcome to Jackass.




Eventually, the purple Shuckle is found under a rock. How original!


Got you in a stranglehold, baby, you best get out of the way!




Spoopy and the purple Shuckle hit it off right away.



Brock, ever the romantic, imagines the juice will make him irresistible to women. Ash is skeptical about the idea.

Yeah, right! And I'm in a crappy dinosaur-related knockoff that makes Jurassic Park III look like an art film!


Team Rocket has returned, and their motto once again seems like they're trying to imitate Miley Cyrus.


I came in like a Wrecking Ball! I never hit so hard in love!




Jessie in this shot seems to be framed in a way to deliberately highlight her curves. I did just come off
recapping an anime which has much shorter skirts. Still, they're nowhere near as short on the skirts on


You're welcome, parents and older viewers.-Yuyama


They make off with the purple Shuckle in a cloud of gas that's only slightly trippier than most of the other stuff in the episode.  


This gas smells funny! It's making me hungry and makes me want to watch Superman!




Once they're away, they decide to test the juice-on Meowth.



Just like that night in Sunny Town by the lake with a bottle of Old Murkrow.




Even so, Meowth wants more, and Jessie decides to try some.



Don't bogart it, man!



Lastly, James gets REALLY deep into the cup. He is going to be spinning tomorrow.  


CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!



The scent of the Shuckle stops at the river, which doesn't do much good for tracking Team Rocket.


Pay no mind to the battles you've won! Take a lot more than rage and muscle! Open your heart and hands my son, or you'll never make it over the river!




It seems the rest of the Shuckle are making an exodus in the opposite direction.



On their way to pick up Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire.


Old Man Shuckle then reveals the reason why the juice has to ferment and be prepared: drinking it



Now comes the part why I chose to do this recap as the first of many Johto-related ones for this blog:
Team Rocket has gotten absolutely smashed on the Shuckle juice. Notably, 4Kids didn't do anything to it. The imagery speaks for itself, especially when set to this music.



Overhead the Lugia hangs motionless upon the air...

Brock has determined something is amiss if the Shuckle are behaving this way.


The world's best Pokémon breeder, everyone!



Now, Meowth has even resorted to licking James to get his fix!



I'll take you to the candy shop! I'll let you lick the lollipop!



Another Shuckle has managed to grasp Jessie's arm in a suggestive manner.

Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs?




As if to drive the point home further, everyone is running from a horde of Shuckle after that!



Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall!



Then, Shuckle licks Jessie's bellybutton, and makes a very exhibitionist scream!  




You found the sweet spot in Pokémon-Amie!


Even Ash and Pikachu are aghast at what's happening! The censors in 2002 must have been on the



Purple Haze all in my brain!





Yes, everyone is just astounded as I was from the perspective of both a 10-year-old and a 22-year-old
at how Kids WB let this fly. Not a bit surprised, as it aired on the same block as Batman Beyond; which I'm enjoying every bit as much rewatching as a young adult for the same reasons.  







Old Man Shuckle takes it upon himself to end the shenanigans with a bag of powder to reverse the effects of the juice.




Brown sugar! How come you dance so good now?

To end everything, Pikachu once again sends Team Rocket blasting off with his signature Thunderbolt.



HERE COMES THE BOOM! READY OR NOT!



The juice has been perfected as Ash, Brock, and Misty decide to continue to Ecruteak City.


The day is saved thanks to getting higher than Mount Silver!





“A Better Pill to Swallow” is one of the many filler episodes that stuck out at me when I was younger; and the expressive animation and eccentric uses of the characters in the story make it an enjoyable experience. I have seen the first and a half of the subtitled episodes of Sailor Moon on Hulu for frame of reference, and I will be basing my recap on the dubbed version after I make good on my promise to recap the first episode of the X-Men anime to celebrate Days of Future Past coming out. You should see it up after opening weekend. See you space cowboy!

Saturday, May 17, 2014

In the name of the moon, Sailor Moon is returning to DVD for 20th anniversary.

Hello guys, I am working on a new recap, even though it's been a while. I have been very busy with school; but I am working on sharpening my writing for not only my next recap, but also my planned recap of the first episode of the X-Men anime for Days of Future Past opening next weekend.

However, I have just been informed via Otaku USA Magazine that Sailor Moon is returning to DVD for the 20th anniversary of the franchise. It will be released with both the original version from 1993, as well as the new version, starting with subs on May 20th.

As one of the first anime series I watched (alongside Pokémon and Beast Wars on UPN where I used to live); I can say the announcement will come at a great time for both old and new fans to enjoy it. While it may seem like a more diverse market; I believe Serena "Usagi" Tsukino will still have a place in an age of Madoka Kaname and Ryuko Matoi. I think I might do a recap of the original pilot for the occasion as part of my From Humble Beginnings series.

While it may be a shojo, a genre that I'm not too big on, Naoko Takeuchi managed to make it one of the anime series that appeals to everyone in some way, regardless of gender, in the vein of Star Wars or the Marvel Cinematic Universe. As for a certain piece from another member in the field: save it. I enjoyed the review everyone is going to ask me about, and it's something every male viewer of the series has gone through at some point. Besides, I can say that the Sailor Senshi are far more approachable female protagonists than Yuno Gasai.

That will be all for now, you can expect my recap of the first episode of the 1993 series after I recap the first episode of the X-Men anime. There is material, and I do like it. Now, back to Redline, because I couldn't get into the new Godzilla because of house-sitting.

Monday, May 5, 2014

Of Titans, Sailor Senshi, and Mega Evolutions

Hello, I just thought I'd check in, since I've had my computer upgraded and I'm mulling over ideas for new recaps. So, I just thought I'd give some random thoughts.

First, the English dub of Attack on Titan premiered on Toonami this weekend. I am enjoying the series very much for its dark fantasy setting; and I will be following it as much as I can while also reading the manga concurrently.

Second, the redesigns for the Sailor Senshi in the new Sailor Moon anime have been unveiled, and while they are slimmer than the original version (which I plan on rewatching to get ready before the premiere in July); they do retain Naoko Takeuchi's style nicely.

Lastly, I have seen the Pokémon: The Strongest Mega Evolution Act I special, and I found it to be flawed, but entertaining. Briefly, it's better than Chronicles, not as good as Origins.

Now, I have some homework to finish before I start the next recap. See you space cowboy.