Monday, November 26, 2012

Anime I'm Currently Watching 11/26/2012



Hello again. Given what happened this month with the recap of “Mega Man! Plug In!”
and my internet woes; I will be making good on my decision to list anime I'm currently watching in between recaps. This will be the first of such posts; while I start work on my
recap of “A Double Dilemma.” I also plan to have a recap on a Christmas-related anime
episode (yes, the Christmas holiday does have a following in Japan) out after the recap of
“A Double Dilemma,” and I plan to both out before the month of December is over. So, let's
get started.

Deadman Wonderland

I've mentioned this anime in passing a couple times, now I'm officially talking about it.
“Deadman Wonderland” tells the tale of 14-year-old Ganta, who is wrongfully convicted
of the mass murder of his middle school class. He is then forced to compete in “Deadman
Wonderland,” an attraction in the prison theme park where he is residing. The convicts must
compete for their lives to win Cast Points and a special type of candy that extends their life
(the outset for death row inmates is 72 hours before a collar on their neck releases a poison
that executes them). Ganta must put everything on the line, as well as put his trust in a mysterious girl named Shiro in order to survive.

While the series was unsuccessful in its initial run in Japan, “Deadman Wonderland”
has proven to be a surprise hit for the revived Toonami block. Speculation is now underway
of a second season being funded (a similar situation happened when “The Big O” aired on
the original Toonami). Scans of the manga are also popular. I believe the success of “Deadman
Wonderland” could very well be linked to its similarities to “Battle Royale” and “The Hunger
Games” series (especially with the latter being a bestselling book and a record-breaking box
office hit).

Holic

This is one of the more peculiar series I've gotten into. I'm frankly not sure how to
categorize it, as it uses elements of several different genres (horror, comedy, slice-of-life, drama) to tell the story. Created by ensemble production house CLAMP, Holic tells of high
schooler Watanuki, as he stumbles upon a strange shop while being harassed by a group of
dark spirits. He comes across a woman named Yuuko, who claims she can rid him of the spirits.
All she asks in return is that Watanuki become her apprentice. Watanuki agrees; and becomes
enraptured in all the strange people and doings that revolve around her shop. These include a pair of twin girls that somewhat resemble the ones found in “The Shining” , and a creature
that craves expensive food; much to Watanuki's chagrin. I am interested to see where it goes;
at least. One last thing: I didn't type the full title because of the problems it causes when
one tries to mention it. If you see the full title, you will know why.






Shin Chan

This was an anime that I discovered by accident, when using the Netflix account of a
family friend. It tells of 5-year-old Shinosuke “Shin” Nohara and his day-to-day life of living
in a small town in Japan with his mother, Mitzi, his father, Hiro, and his baby sister, Hima.
It sounds innocuous enough, but I quickly found out how audacious and vulgar it was when I
watched it. Evidently, Shin Chan is on the same level in Japan as “Beavis and Butt-Head” would be here. In particular, Funimation took an already inappropriate series and made it
even more raunchy by giving it a gag dub; intentionally airing episodes in no particular order
(which becomes clearer as some episodes are made from footage from older, cel-animated
vignettes and newer ones made with digital coloring); altering Japanese letters with digital
photoshop techniques that 4Kids would be embarrassed to use, and filling the writing with
coarse language and dead baby comedy that make sure that no one makes the mistake of putting
this on for their child. That TVMA sticker on the DVD box is much-obliged, folks.

Episodes are filled with digs at everyone from Angelina Jolie to the right wing; and a recurring parody revolves around the merchandise-driven tokusatsu hero “Action Bastard”.
The animation is gloriously bad, looking every bit like a child's drawings being used to make
an anime (the series is even called “Crayon Shin Chan”in Japan). They could even leave pencil
marks or inkblots in some of the frames. If you do decide to watch this series; it is the textbook
definition of “Not safe for work.”

Durarara!!

I am currently on my second time around watching this series, and I will tell you why.
“Durarara!!” tells of teenager Mikado Ryugamine, who had previously lived in the countryside
before moving to the Ikebukuro district of Tokyo. He meets with childhood friends Masoami
and Anri; and begins attending school there. He hears of a mysterious organization known as
the Dollars and their efforts to cause chaos and dissent in Ikebukuro. The district is also home
to a dullahan named Celty; a sort of black rider that people fear in the city, a super-strong
bartender named Shizuo, a deceitful young man named Izaya, and a hulking Russian sushi
chef named Simon.

Filled with great art and a soundtrack that mixes indie rock, free form jazz, and classical
music, “Durarara!!” is among some of the best series I've ever seen. The stories really flesh out
the series as it goes on. The plot blends crime drama, Celtic fantasy, slice-of-life, and action.
If you've seen this anime already, good for you. If you haven't, please do so.

One Piece

I cannot tell you enough how much I love this anime. After Funimation rescued it from
obscurity, “One Piece” is quickly gaining steam among the anime fandom. “One Piece” is the grand saga of young Monkey D. Luffy, a person who wants to find the One Piece and become
king of the pirates, one of the highest honors that a pirate can earn. In order to do this, Luffy
must travel across the Grand Line, a place filled with all sorts of dangers and enemies to battle;
and many friends and adventures to be had.


Joining Luffy on his journey are Roronoa Zoro, a swordsman who favors the three- sword style (one in each hand, and one between his teeth); Nami, a charming thief who will
steal one's heart along with their wallet; Usopp, a marksman known for his grand flights of
fancy; Sanji, a womanizing, chain-smoking chef; Chopper, a shapeshifting reindeer who serves
as the crew's doctor; and Nico Robin, an alluring woman who has the power to send out dozens
of arms from herself.

“One Piece” is quickly becoming one of the most deeply-revered anime series of our time, much like “Dragon Ball” before it. With Luffy's extraordinary powers of being able
to stretch his body to incredible lengths and proportions, he battles his way through many
strange and unusual places throughout the Grand Line. My advice to anyone who wants to
watch this anime; but isn't sure how they'll like it: watch it up to the end of the Arlong arc.
If you don't like it after that, it's not for you.

So, that's the first list of anime I'm currently watching. I'm going to get started on the
recap of “A Double Dilemma” very soon, and I'm going to be more proactive about posting
it, so I'm not so behind on things. In fact, the recap I was going to do after “A Double Dilemma”
may be pushed back to later in December or even January 2013. So, that's all for now. Later.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Recap: Mega Man! Plug In!



Hello again. Poor Mega Man. He was such a great video game character;
and he was once Capcom's golden boy. His games sold millions; he was practically everywhere.
Then, all of a sudden, Capcom began shafting their once-beloved character. First, there
was the cancellation of Mega Man Legends 3; even when series creator Keiji Inafune said he
could return to Capcom to finish it. Then, there was the inclusion of the infamous off-model
box art Mega Man in Street Fighter X Tekken. Finally, even though series villain Dr. Wily
was scheduled to appear in the highly-anticipated Disney film Wreck-It Ralph; he was replaced
with Street Fighter's M. Bison. All of a sudden, Capcom was treating their valued character
like crap.

What happened? Not long ago, Capcom was all for support of Mega Man. They
released Mega Man 9 and 10; a throwback to the classic Mega Man games; and extended the
popular X and Zero series. They even kept Mega Man going along well past his 15th anniversary
with the Battle Network and Star Force games, which I admit that I have never played.


However, Mega Man has been largely unlucky in the field of animation. First,
there was his portrayal in the infamous Captain N: The Game Master; which turned him into
a strange person with a voice like Phil from Rugrats, and they made his armor green instead
of the usual blue. Then, Mega Man got his own cartoon; which was animated by Ruby-Spears.
As in, the Alvin and the Chipmunks guys. The show was bogged down with constant demands
from executives; not the least of which was removing the Japanese art style in favor of a more
Western one, as the Japanese style was deemed “too kiddy” from Ruby-Spears. This was long
before the influx of anime-influenced Western cartoons began to take over TV.

My subject today is an anime based on Mega Man Battle Network, Mega Man
NT Warrior. I never really watched it growing up, so this is going to be a sort of new experience. Just bear with me on this. Here we go.

We open in the year 200X. In the not too distant future, we're down in Deep 13...
A boy named Lan Hikari tells of living in Danjaq City with his friends. I will also point out
that Lan is voiced by Brad Swaile; best known today for voicing Light Yagami in Death
Note.

Lan continues on to say things about PETs how they can be used for battles
with Net Navis. I bet there's some interesting Rule 34 of those.

Lan says he gained access to a great being known as Mega Man. He talks about
how he has to protect the cyber-matrix from computer viruses. I'm just going on record to say
that the character design is nothing special. Let's see if we can dredge up any personality for
these folks.





We then get our theme song. Boy oh boy, it is one of the worst examples of
early-2000s techno and electroclash I've ever listened to. Unlike the piece of the Digimon
theme, which did this sort of thing well; the song here is a ghastly song that is just painful.

 
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On top of that, there is a load of imagery being blasted at me. It's like MTV when
they still showed music videos and not trashy reality shows. It may be the most incoherent noise
and static since Box of Danger's Pokémon Abridged.

We open on the inside of a computer. Well, we've never seen the inside of a
computer depicted like this, have we? Tron? Reboot? Why this looks like an ideal computer
simulation! Hold on, I'm putting this on my Google Plus.

Almost immediately, I have gotten completely lost. From what I can gather,
we're fighting an enemy we know nothing about with characters we haven't been introduced
to. Perhaps it's because I've never played the Battle Network games, but my brother's friend
had to nursemaid me throughout this whole episode.

From what I can make out, this is Guts Man we're fighting. This version of him
looks like a bit of a banger.



 

We see a rather generic-looking Net Navi (I think my blood pressure went up
just from typing that) trying to attack Guts Man, and he promptly gets his arm sliced off.

Ho boy, looks like Quorra got into trouble again.



We pull out to an arcade, where we see Guts Man's master, Dax. By the looks
of this guy, he's more like Porkins. 


 
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Anyhow, Lan loses the battle. This isn't the only reason he's disappointed. His
next voice acting job is Transformers Energon. Don't worry, we'll get to that one.



 

I should also point out the scaling issues with this arcade in this shot. It is
truly remarkable that this arcade could have so many people in it and still be so empty.

Test marketing for the Xbox 720 got off to a rocky start
when a fan dragged out Steve Ballmer's old Windows commercials.



Another drawback I found to not having played the Battle Network games:
I know nothing about these Net Navis and PET units, but they won't shut up about them!
I know that this anime was a marketing tool for the games and assorted brickerback; but
ShoPro isn't really making an effort to justify the existence of the wares other than just
having them there. By the way, the merchandise can be had for cheap on eBay.

The future of this series looks very average. No flying cars, PET units that look
clumsy compared to my smartphone (even when factoring the Net Navis), and they have not
solved the obesity problem at all.




Lan is depressed about his Net Navi not being up to snuff. Also, this vision
of the future doesn't have hoverboards, but it has clip-on rollerblades.



A fish flies through the air and lands on Lan's lap. It just reminds me of Ghost in the Shell, which I'd rather be watching right now.




Then, a fish merchant enters the scene. For some reason, he sounds like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets.




Lan explains to the fish merchant that PET is short for Personal Electronic
Terminal. Like I said, my smartphone does everything it does a lot better. He also talks
about the Net Battles and describes them as “sweet.” Look, Lan, your Net Battles are actually
quite dull and banal; no matter how “sweet” you think they are. Battle scenes I like are in
Princess Mononoke, Sengoku Basara, and Fairy Tail.

Lan heads home, and a whole convoy of fire trucks proceeds to a fire. Jeez,
how many fire trucks do you need? Are the Skull 'Saders in town? It's mentioned that there
have been 10 fires today. I suspect an arsonist is at work.



Lan arrives back home, and is stunned to receive a piece of physical mail
from his father in the age of email. I know, it's like we're back in the old west. The mail
came from Borneo. Lan then acts all stuck up that his father isn't there. You know, there
are people everywhere in this world that want their father more than anything. Lan's
attitude is simply deplorable.

Lan pulls out a disc from the mail. This has the effect of dating the anime, as
digital storage is quickly becoming the norm in computing. Lan goes to his room to download
it. I think he means upload it; but as we'll find, that's the least of this show's problems with
depicting computers.




In Lan's room, we see what appears to be a Space Battleship Yamato poster
on his wall. My respect for him went up a point.


Lan's Windows 8 performance began very awkwardly.


The computer says Lan's file will take three hours to optimize. That's quite
standard if you don't have broadband. The disc does all sorts of strange things to the computer.
It feels like we've entered a really boring seminar for a get-rich-quick scheme. I am also
surprised at how Lan can sleep through his modem making all that noise. I get woken up
if the TV is too loud. He would be the guy that sleeps at a party in college.

So, at 10 minutes in, we finally get to see Mega Man. He's a decent enough
representation of the character, but my unfamiliarity with the Battle Network games nullifies
much of my potential enjoyment. Of course, Lan labels him as puny, and says he'd have a good
Net Navi by fifth grade. Fifth grade? Yet he doesn't appreciate the Net Navi he has? My respect
for Lan went down three points.







All of a sudden, we see that the oven is on fire; yet it's revealed that it's an
electric range. An oven fire in an electric range just carves out a whole new category of failure.





After failing to put it out, Lan deduces that it might be a computer virus. No.
Computer viruses cannot start electrical fires at will. He then states that if the oven is connected
to the internet, that he must plug into it to take care of it. Look, appliances are not just
pathways to the web. It will be a cold day in Hell before I can read my Facebook page on my
toaster or my coffeepot.

Lan then plugs in with Mega Man, and discovers fire viruses are causing the
fire. This is just asinine. I know computer viruses and malware are problems; but they
can't do shit like this.







We then see some Mets. I've never played the Battle Network games, but I know
them from the old Mega Man games. The Mets are mining through the web so they can send
out fire viruses. Dr. Wily must be getting senile.


To coin an overused phrase, some men just want to watch the world burn.



Lan actually manages to put out the fire with Mega Man and his PET. This
has gotten real stupid, real fast.

Lan meets up with Dax and heads to school. Lan mentions that he wants to beat
Dax with Mega Man. The animation here is pretty shoddy. I mean, this came out the same year
in the US as Spirited Away did. Their skating is not X Games material.






They arrive at school for their first class of the day. Somewhat futuristic:
their teacher has Princess Leia's bun hair. Still, it's not that impressive now that they're in
the process of phasing out physical textbooks with digital ones.






Lan and Dax use their PETs to send messages to each other. I don't buy it. The
teacher would snap those things up in an instant. We can't even text message in class, so
what's technically a glorified video game system won't do unless it's lunch break or recess.



Mega Man speaks with Lan, and states that an evil Net Navi could be behind
all the fires. You know, my high school had a student that was intoxicated all the time; most
schools typically do. Could Lan be it? It turns out the controller of the Net Navi was starting
the fires. I wonder what happened to a cigarette lighter.

We then cut to the room of Dr. Wily, as he confers with the man who was using
his Net Navi to start the fires. I also wonder who thought that this design was good for Dr. Wily.
He's practically dressed like a Venture Brothers villain. What was wrong with the white lab coat? Why does he need a monocle?






Finally, at 15 minutes in, we get the so-called Net Battle.

FLASH! AH-HA! SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!



The battle is very mediocre, with a volley of dull attacks and poor animation.
You were really reaching with “sweet”, Lan.





All of a sudden, another oven fire occurs. Another oven fire? I think we need
a recall on that brand of ovens.

The evil Net Navi has a Scottish controller. The evil Net Navi is named
Torch Man; something of a captain ersatz of Fire Man from the games. Search me.

After Lan rescues a girl from the fire, he goes back in to have Mega Man engage
Torch Man. He says incredibly stilted dialogue such as: “Gotta upload the Battle Chip to Mega
Man before it's too late!” Kid! You just rescued a friend from a fire! Try to keep your priorities
straight, huh?!

That's not even the half of it. He needs these chips to do anything with Mega Man. Where I come from, if you beat the robot Masters, you could get their powers. I'm
totally at a loss at how this system works because of not playing the Battle Network games.

Anyway, Torch Man flees, and the fire is extinguished. Lan hopes his PET
is okay. What? You're concerned about your video game and your friend is being taken to
the hospital for smoke inhalation? Danjaq is one screwed-up town.






Mega Man congratulates Lan for his efforts. Mega Man, you're a wonderful
human being, but this show sucks.




“Mega Man! Plug In!” is an example of how far Mega Man has fallen in
Capcom's eyes in hindsight. The animation is some of the worst I've seen in an anime of its
type; having been made in 2002 but looking like something 10 years older. The writing is
absolutely horrendous; wasting the Mega Man mythology with a load of stock phrases and
a sorry excuse for a plot. The depiction of the future is lifeless and lacks vision. The worst part of it, however, has to be the character of Lan. He does not act appropriately for a hero at all; acting like an entitled bastard when he is truly owed nothing. The fact that he is without his father does nothing to justify how much of a brat he is; talking down to his friends and placing his desire for his gaming habit above the well-being of himself and others. At least with Monsuno; I found it entertaining for being so bad. Here, I feel like a part of me has died;
and I feel far less optimistic for the future of Mega Man. I'm all fired up. Next time, I'm
doing “A Double Dilemma.” Don't miss it.







Update about the new recap and other goings-on.

Hey guys. I know I expected to have the recap I was working on out in the first week of November, but I've got a few reasons why it was taking so long.

First off, my old Mac charger broke and I had to wait for about two weeks for a new one to come from the UK; effectively putting me offline for that time.

Second, is that I have most of the recap posted, but the internet connection in my town has been unusually spotty this month. For instance, I have not been able to get a connection in my own home. I've currently got 3/5 of the recap in my Blogger posts, and I'm working with several paragraphs of text and screencaps to finish it.

Third, is that I've been kind of sick this week. I've head a moderate head cold and intermittent problems with my stomach; which was a blow to me as they peaked around Thanksgiving.

I try to make an effort to not miss deadlines I set for myself any more than ones that are given to me; but my well-being must take priority over something I do for fun.

Regarding the recap, I will have it finished this weekend, but the recap I had planned after that will have to be moved to December.

For the one I was working on before I got so behind, it was on the first episode of "Mega Man NT Warrior", "Mega Man! Plug In!" The one I was going to do after that will be mentioned in that recap.

I'm going to finish up the recap today or tomorrow. Then, I can officially take a breather before I start the next one. Later.