Monday, June 4, 2012

Recap: The Sun, The Sea, and The Host Club.


Today's recap is on one of the more perplexing anime I've seen. It's only been out a few
years, but it's already being hailed as a classic. It is a parody of a genre of anime that is alien
to me. There are men who willingly admit to watching it, when it is clearly aimed at women.
I am talking about “Ouran High School Host Club.”

“Ouran” is largely a parody of the “shojo” genre, which is targeted at teenage and young
adult women in the same manner that “shonen” is target at teenage and young adult men.
In this particular case, it parodies the harem subgenre. It consists of Haruhi, a young woman
who has a quasi-masculine appearance to her being inducted into the Host Club, where attractive young men sell themselves as playthings to the female students. And yes, this is a
show with rich humor.

As you can very well tell, the shojo parody aspect was lost on me as I had never seen
any shojo prior to giving in to a friend's request to watch it. This can be chalked up to a number
of factors. First, there is the fact that the genre was largely irrelevant in the anime circles I put
myself into. It wasn't seen, it wasn't read, it wasn't talked about. “Sailor Moon” and “Cardcaptors” do not count for me, as their adaptations were so heavily-modified that I was not
aware they WERE shojo. While Shonen Jump Magazine continued to sell well on newsstands
every month until it went weekly and digital this past January; Shojo Beat was a commercial
failure in my area and ceased publication in 2008 for Oregon. Second, there's the massive cultural divide caused by the gap in social class. I live in a town known for festivals celebrating
mud and country music. In the latter case, I even have to constantly listen to heavy metal and rap to keep from going mad. We followed the Occupy Portland movement extensively. As you
can very well tell, the Host Club was a representation of the 1%; which caused problems in
trying to comprehend the jokes. Third, and most of all, the flamboyancy of the Host Club
was construed as blatant homosexuality. I am no homophobe, and I will try to keep the gay
jokes to a minimum in this recap. For the record, I will simply state that other animated works
I have seen were at least more restrained in their flamboyancy. He-Man was a muscular warrior
in a furry thong, SpongeBob tried to brighten everyone's day, and Tracks made sure we knew
about his “stunning automobile mode.”


As such, I did not initially enjoy the series. I dismissed the idea of any man enjoying it;
even going out of my way to disparage the show. My criticism of it proved controversial, as
there were dozens of fans tearing into me like rabid dogs for making fun of the show; and I had
to quickly issue an apology, but I was still reluctant to accept the show. Time passed, and the
anime grew on me, with help from Manitoug15's “Ouran The Vaguely Abridged Series”. Heck,

So, why bother recapping an episode, then? Well, even as I grew more accepting of the show, there were still a handful of episodes that bothered me. We will get to them as I go along
with this blog, but first things first. Today, I will recap the episode that truly got on my bad side
as far as I'm concerned. To kick off summer vacation, I will recap “The Sun, The Sea, and The Host Club.”




As always, we start with the theme song. I had watched the show up to episode 20,
“The Door The Twins Opened” (which will not be recapped, as that is when the show got
really good); but I listened to the theme song for the first time as I watched the episode for this
recap. I'm not sure what to make of it, to be honest. As I explained, shojo is not my field.
I like the action-oriented stories of shonen. Whether it's martial artists, pirates, ninjas, Soul
Reapers, or masters of monsters, I like series that can get me pumped up while still getting me
to care about what's going on with the folks involved and setting up atmosphere and tone.
I have also taken a liking to the paranormal, and even the lowbrow in anime.

The best thing I can say about it, is that it was animated by Studio Bones, the same team
behind Soul Eater. I will mention Mamoru Miyano a lot in this blog, as Tamaki was not my
first exposure to him. He is fifth, behind Light Yagami, Dent, Death the Kid, and Masaomi Kida.
Apart from that, the tune is decent.



We open on the Host Club, as the twins, Hikaru and Kaoru are showing Haruhi possible
swimsuits to wear on their beach trip. Honey, who is a high school senior who resembles a little boy (don't look at me, I didn't draw him, I just watched him) suggests a one-piece suit, but the
twins veto it in favor of a frilly bikini. I disagree, sometimes a one-piece suit leaves a lot more
to the imagination. Honey then asks if his stuffed rabbit, Usa-chan, can come. Sure, why not?
I'm not one to judge, I have the biggest Pokémon collection of all my immediate friends.





We then get our title card out of a swarm of rose petals. I can only assume this is an homage to “The Rose of Versailles”, a drama that I've heard of, but just never seen. Given how
many tributes of it are thrown around in the anime I've seen, I can only conclude that observing
the real thing is not necessary.

We then cut to the beaches of Okinawa. I imagine that would be a lovely vacation spot
this time of year.

Haruhi muses why they brought some of the guest from the host club along. Kyoya drinks a Blue Hawaii as he takes notes on the situation. I need something a bit stronger-
artificially-sweetened Pepsi One should do it.





Tamaki has a romantic fantasy about walking on the beach with Haruhi. The notes I
took on this episode originally contained a tasteless joke, so instead, let the Beach Boys




Honey asks Haruhi if she wants to go Hellfish Hunting. Does Abe Simpson need help
finding those paintings again? Haruhi corrects him, saying he wants to go Shellfish Hunting.

Amazingly, they are instantly swarmed with crabs. Succulent, tender, delicious crabs.

Well, looks like Haruhi has a bad case of crabs.
I apologize, that joke is beneath me.


They start gathering the crabs, and one of them has a centipede on it. Haruhi grabs it and
throws the centipede in the direction of one of the rocks. The twins then propose a game:
“See What Haruhi is Afraid Of.” Or as I like to call it, “Make Haruhi Glad She Wore Brown Shorts to the Beach.” Kyoya agrees, offering prints of middle school pictures of Haruhi as a prize.
They take her inside a cavern near the beach, where they try to scare her with paranormal means. Haruhi says she doesn't believe in ghosts. Well, I dumped my cousin's Teddy Ruxpin in
one of those caves, that will do it.


Honey then gets a group of Kyoya's mercenaries to lock them inside the cargo hold of
their truck, to see if she's claustrophobic. Haruhi says dark, enclosed areas don't bother her.





Mori, a sort of gentle giant among the Host Club; outright threatens her with a harpoon.
Haruhi doesn't even flinch.




Tamaki then starts gathering rat snakes, hoping that will scare her and that snakes are the most vile creatures on this planet. I disagree. I think snakes are awesome. The rat snakes would
even take care of our rodent problem.

Then, a couple of drunken punks come in and start harassing the other girls. Haruhi throws a bucket of sea urchins at one of the hoods, and he responds by directly confronting her.

I never graduated high school, buddy.
Doesn't look like you will, either.

Haruhi then gets thrown off the cliff and into the water, and she cannot swim. I don't know what the Japanese call it, but here we call that attempted murder. I stress “attempted”
as Tamaki saves her.



Tamaki then berates Haruhi for her actions, saying she had no martial arts knowledge like
the rest of them. It is here that I state why I chose this particular episode to recap. In Japan,
this scene was perceived as Tamaki looking out for Haruhi's well-being. In America, viewers
saw Tamaki's behavior as misogynistic.

I'm no feminist, but I do know this: If a girl struggles in water, teach her to swim. If she
gets beaten up, teach her to fight. If she disagrees with you, work it out, but for god's sake;
throw your misogyny in the garbage!

It gets better. Most of the comments on the YouTube copy of this episode took Haruhi's
side, not Tamaki's. I don't know if Japan ever had a sexual revolution like America did, but
Ms. Magazine would not approve of this situation.

The two decide that they will not speak to each other for the remainder of the trip. If this
is a divorce, do they get to divvy up what they own by half?





The crabs are cooked, and it is time for dinner. It would make a good Red Lobster commercial.





Haruhi comes in, and she looks mighty fine in the dress she wears to the dinner.
She quickly begins eating the crab, shelling them and tearing into the meat while Tamaki looks



Tamaki is still convinced Haruhi was wrong, though Haruhi admits she could use the martial arts training.

Haruhi doesn't feel well all of a sudden, and then we cut to a bathroom, with the implication that she got sick after eating too much of the crab.


Kyoya confronts her about her actions, and makes an advance on her. He tells Haruhi
the twins beat up those hoods, and he tries to embrace her.

Since my advertisers won't let me show this scene, here's
a picture of a puppy.


Tamaki arrives, and Haruhi goes to her room. Tamaki comes to see her, then a
storm brews with a large bolt of lightning catching Haruhi by surprise.

Pardon me, sempai, but I believe my panties have become
a bit damp.

She jumps into a wardrobe, as if she's going to retreat to Narnia. Tamaki comforts her.
It is here I realize I made a mistake by watching Death Note first, because all I'm thinking about
is him taking out his Death Note and killing those hoods for her. Ladies and gentlemen,
this has been a Funny Aneurysm Moment.



The other boys come in, and they mistakenly believe that Tamaki is playing a kinky game
with her. They continue to do so even as they leave. I believe Poison can say this better than I can.  


“The Sun, The Sea and The Host Club” is not a great episode, but it was completely
ruined by our sensibilities of gender equality as opposed to the Japanese desires of wanting
women to submit to men and wear pretty dresses. There will be other episodes of this show;
but that's a matter for another day.

My next recap will be done while I visit my father in California. I am taking my computer with me. I think I'll do another Bakugan recap. Now that I think about it, I'm
not quite ready to do New Vestroia yet, I have an episode of the original series that I've
been itching to do.

So, that is all for now.










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